Luminiferous Ether had a post on her blog showing its monetary worth as calculated by Technorati, and I thought, if that's what her blog is worth, then I must owe somebody money for mine. I put in the address for Enriched Geranium and they came up with the figure in the graphic up above, dere. Ya, hey. Uff da. Maybe my formula for world domination was correct after all. I will share it with you.
W = k/[(3tc)squared]raised to the negative one.
W = the worth of your blog.
k = the number of kittens you ate for breakfast yesterday.
t = the temperature in Helsinki, in degrees fahrenheit, when you ate your last Egg McMuffin.
c = the quantity, in grams, of cocaine snorted by George Bush on your birthday in 1969.
4 comments:
Hee hee. You're the math whiz. How much is my blog worth? :-P (And by "kittens eaten" do you mean "Cat's head's pounded"?)
Kittens, of course, refers to the number of KitKats I consume before anyone else is up, because I don't want to set a bad example for my children. (Don't eat candy for breakfast.)
WTF, anyway. Who do you have to fornicate with around here to get your blog to be worth anything?
I had one of these on mine but I took it off because I hate everything being reduced to money.
I agree with you, Dr. MvM. I just put that up because I thought it was ridiculous. When we give something value according to its alleged monetary worth, we only cheapen its true worth.
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