Monday, November 5, 2007

The Mighty Pack

The Packers won again today. That puts them at 7-1 for the season. Unfortunately, I forgot (yes, forgot!) to watch the game. Instead, I raked leaves, cleaned the gutters and did some other stuff around the house. There was a time when forgetting to watch the Packers would have meant some crisis had occurred, but I just don't have the energy for it that I once had. I find it difficult to take much of an interest in sports these days. For one thing, I hate television. I hate the way the game has become a multimedia spectacle. The players earn (earn?) ridiculous amounts of money while people who do important or valuable work (teachers, woodworkers and temp secretaries, for example) are either underpaid or losing their jobs. Meanwhile, the team owners are raking in the cash and the working class can no longer afford to attend a game without spending their children's inheritance, assuming they have one to spend. Nonetheless, I still follow the Packers. I like to say that they're the only socialist team in major league sports, although I might get hurt if I were to say that in Green Bay. The reason I like to say that is because the Packers are not owned by some wealthy cretin or small group of wealthy cretins. They are owned by the people of Green Bay. That could not happen in the NFL today; it's against the rules. But, as a result, the Packers will never leave Green Bay for greener pastures. And then there is Brett Favre. You can't help but like Brett Favre. His name is hard to pronounce, for one thing. He comes off as kind of a redneck, and maybe he is (he was once quoted as saying something to the effect that he didn't like Wisconsin winters because it was awfully cold when you needed to go out in the yard to take a leak,) but he is one of the most exciting players to watch, and he clearly is emotionally invested in the game. He does things that shouldn't be possible (like today's touchdown pass to Greg Jennings, Favre was falling backward and still threw the ball something like 50 yards and dropped it perfectly in to the hands of Jennings. A 38-year old quarterback shouldn't be able to do that. Yes, yes, I know, I didn't watch the game, but thanks to the magic of the internets I was able to see the highlights.) Super Bowl? Probably not. But who cares? There are leaves that need raking!

7 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I have to agree with you about watching most sports on TV these days. I used to never miss a game but now, I can take it or leave it. And mostly I leave it.

Suzy said...

I hope Brett is at least taking a leak on the lilac bush.

I hate that so many of the players are Republican bastards. I guess that goes with the money.

I noticed that the gutters actually drained water today. Thanks.

Crayons said...

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. This is a new fact on the blogcard. Do you wear a Packers coat in the winter?

I agree with you so much about the gross inequities in pay. You forgot to add "temp secretaries" to the line-up of useful occupations that contribute to the freedom of this great country.

Ed said...

No, no Packer coat. Sorry about omitting temp secretaries. Let me fix that. Be right back . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . there! How's that?

Crayons said...

Oh my GAWD, I'm famous. How the devil did you re-write history?

Ed said...

It's one of those, you know, ummm, like, uhhh, trade secret thingies.

poodledoc said...

I just want to have it noted in the blog world that MY Chicago Bears are the only team to beat the Packers this year!